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Tommy Moon Goes On
All right, fuck it. I give up. I can’t teach this guy how to internet. Swear to Christ, it’s like trying to teach an iguana to drive a car. Anyway, here’s the crazy shit my dad has to say today. It’s...
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Intro To The Conversational Arts: Say Something, Bitch!
“The art of conversation is dead” is a phrase you tend to read/hear a lot if you enjoy op-eds in the paper (so old people) or hang out with the sort of insufferable human beings who order red wine with...
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What I’m Hooked On
Earlier this week, a study conducted at Connecticut College shocked absolutely no one by showing that Oreos can be as addictive as cocaine. From a neurological standpoint, of course. In rats....
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Tommy Moon and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
My dad complains about sports because that’s what old dudes do, unless they’re racist. In that case, they complain about racist things. So, you know, it could be worse. “Hi Troops, I’m doing my post...
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Happy Moon Year!
Here’s a fresh one for a new year from Tommy Moon. And he hardly complains at all in it! Happy New Year, 2013 was a good year for me so Im a little sad to see it go. My family is all good and actually...
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This Year in Hilarity (So Far)
Many of you fans out there probably wonder where I, a respected drunken fake journalist, get my news from. The papers? The TV? Bing? Of course not, you silly bastard! You and your ideas. Nobody reads...
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Tommy Moon, The Bad, and The Ugly
The old man talks about the state of music these days. You can probably guess how this is gonna go. “The BEATLES. It was the 50 th anniversary of the Ed Sullivan show introducing the BEATLES to the...
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PA Play by Play: A Day on a Tommy Moon Set
Some of you more astute readers (no, not you, moron) may have noticed a steep decline in my complaining about my job recently. Well that’s because that job stopped being my job. Hooray! Sadly, since...
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Bite Me
I didn’t get a chance to write anything today. I had stuff to do. And I took a long nap. Laundry. Packing for vacation. Re-watching episodes of The League. Quasi-staff member My Dad had a table reading...
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What’s Your Excuse?
I spent my morning playing host to one of my very bestest good friends who is back from a year in Saudi Arabia. Then I got in car to drive all the way up to Plattsburgh for a commercial shoot with my...
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